Cheesy Pick up lines for Girls

Well not only guys should have Cheesy Lines yeah? 
  • What kinda Uber are you... long or short rides?
  • Is my vagina crying... or are you just sexy?
  • Give me your car keys... cuz you are driving me crazy
  • Could you help me stick something down my throat? I’m testing my gag reflex
  • That suit looks good on you, then again I would too. 
  • Are you a candle? Cuz I wanna blow you.
  • You look like a hard worker u have an opening you can fill
  • If I could have you in bed, I wouldn’t need the cover to keep warm. 
  • Is that a banana in you pants cuz I will ‘Ape you.
  • Are you Richard cuz I’ve been looking for a dick all day! 
  • Your boner is giving my nipples an erection. 
  • There are no seats can I sit on your face?
  • Are you an Alien? You just abducted my heart.
  • Hey I just realized you look a lot like my next boyfriend!
  • You look cold, wanna use me as a blanket?
  • That’s a nice shirt... can I talk you out of it?
  • Have you been drinking or do I intoxicate you?
  • Were you arrested earlier? It’s got to be illegal to look this good! 

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